if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Farmville is her only friend.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm bleeding and have questions
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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