Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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