Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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