And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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