Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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