So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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