Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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