Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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