I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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