She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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