Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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