sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
