I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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