So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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