got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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