I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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