Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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