I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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