im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm bleeding and have questions
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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