Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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