dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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