I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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