you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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