ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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