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in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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