He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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