For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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