Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
