Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
