Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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