You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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