Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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