I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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