The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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