Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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go home
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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