Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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