This girl is more easily done than said...
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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