I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
it's like heaven, but drunker
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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