Three words: puerto rican gang bang
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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