people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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