Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Randomize
