you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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