I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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