Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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