we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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