He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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