ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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