What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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