I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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