Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
And then he peed in my hair
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