Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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