On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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