im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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