I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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